Sad news

Actor Charles Nelson Reilly Dies at 76

Of course, the search is on for the next incarnation of Charles Nelson Reilly. It could take a few years before they locate and train the next one, so we’ll be without leadership, spiritual guidance, and game show hijinks for a time. Hopefully everyone will behave themselves until then, or else we’re in danger of descending into chaos.

I need my beauty rest

This morning around 5:00 the cat jumps up on the bed and prowls around my head.

Cat: Meow! Meow! Meow! Meow, meow, meow!!!
41: Shut the fuck up, cat!
Cat: …

Wow. Who knew it would work?

Mom, do you ever get that not-so-fresh feeling?

41: So, yeah, I’m just kinda frustrated because it’s been so hard to make friends around here.
41′s Mom: Wait… is this about what’s-his-face?
41: Uh, no. I’m pretty much over him. I’m talking about regular friends. Meeting men isn’t a problem. But I could use a steady man, too.
41′s Mom: Well, you know what you need to do? You need to find a good church and start attending regularly. Find a big one that has singles groups, and you’ll meet good Christian men there.
41: Yeah, I guess. But what about women friends?
41′s Mom: Yeah, they’re there, too. But no kidding, the men who go to the church singles groups are looking for a good woman to settle down with.
41: Guess that rules me out, heh heh. But what if I don’t like these guys?
41′s Mom: Then go to another church. Just shop around until you find the right one.
41: “Uh, the dudes in this church singles group aren’t hot enough, so I’m going to another church!”
41′s Mom: “And your cake and coffee sucks, too. I’m sure the refreshments are better at the church down the street.”
41: I love you, Mom.
41′s Mom: I love you, H… I mean, 41.

Nerd

I stole this from Kristina, and she can’t do anything about it.

What Be Your Nerd Type? Your Result: Science/Math Nerd   (Absolute Insane Laughter as you pour toxic chemicals into a foaming tub of death!) Well, maybe you aren’t this extreme, but you’re in league with the crazy scientists/mathmeticians of today. Very few people have the talent of math and science is something takes a lot of brains as well. Thank whosever God you worship, or don’t worship, so thank no deity whatsoever in your case, for you people! Most of us would have died off without your help.
Literature Nerd
Social Nerd
Musician
Gamer/Computer Nerd
Artistic Nerd
Anime Nerd
Drama Nerd
What Be Your Nerd Type? Quizzes for MySpace

Maybe I could spray some Febreze

My office totally smells like old man right now.